|
|
Post by Torus Gen Hultor on Sept 12, 2009 7:13:26 GMT -8
Daniel's mind:Daniel wake up you need to WAKE UP!
Daniel:SHUT UP GRANDMA!!
Daniel's mind:WHAT THE COTTON-PICKIN' CAT'S BUTT!
Daniel:*starts singing mary had a little lamb*
Daniel's mind:NO NO MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...*dead*
Daniel:Now it's time to watch Teleitubies!!!
Lily:What's wrong with Daniel?
Jacques:I DON'T NOW BUT THAT IS ONE SHITTY BRAIN HE HAS!!!*Joins Daniel in dancing to random songs*
Lily:*faints* rabbit!
Jacques mother: I am Jacques MOTHAR!!
((sorry i'm really hipper WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!))
|
|
|
|
Post by Kyle Davis on Sept 12, 2009 7:18:28 GMT -8
*music stops suddenly and everyone stares at Mutti*
Jacqui: OMGott! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! ;__;
Remm: ... I dun get it... *goes back to watching teletubbies*
Tom: Er... What about the suicide class?
Remm: You all get B-'s. Go home.
Riv: *cries* I don't have a home!
Lily: Daniel! *hugs Riv* It's okay, baby.
|
|
|
|
Post by Brittany Angel on Sept 12, 2009 13:02:03 GMT -8
Jacqui: PLEASE FORGIVE ME MUTTI!
Mutti: Only if you promise to give your life to the Lord and become a nun.
Jacqui: I- I- I can't!
Mutti: *slaps* YOU JUSS GOT DIDPWNED!
Jacqui: *emo corner*
Danny-boy: Um... you're Jacques' mom?
Mutti: Not anymore I'm not. NO INHERITENCE FOR YOU, BOY!
Jacqui: But then how am I supposed to buy lip gloss?! *makes distraught face*
Me: Please note, Jacqui does NOT actually wear lip gloss. It was a joke.
Britt: Fine sort of joke for you, maybe. What about the rest of us poor sods down here? AVADA KEDAVRA.
Me: *mysteriously dissappeared*
Cody: Is that your kid, Lily? Does you have a child? *panic*
B- joke.
HEE HEE
|
|
|
|
Post by Thomas Gibbs on Sept 12, 2009 13:07:16 GMT -8
Lily: *cries* I can't have babies!
Cody: Oh.. Good!
Remm: No, seriously. Are you his mom?
Mutti: *says a whole bunch of stuff in German*
Momo: She's so angry! ;__;
Jacqui: What? No. She just asked what we serve for lunch.
Remm: ... *turns to Mutti* You're fired.
Mutti: ? I don't work for you...
Lily: Ignore that. He's autistic.
Remm: *goes back to watching teletubbies as if to prove a point*
|
|
|
|
Post by Sherrie Blackwell on Sept 13, 2009 23:34:55 GMT -8
*Kat comes out of TV screen all horror-movie style*
Kat: I.....I.....I.....I.....I.....I.....I.....I.....I'm not hungry!
Sorry, had to do that XD
|
|
|
|
Post by Daniel Remmington on Sept 14, 2009 5:59:43 GMT -8
Jacqui: *runs away screaming like a girl*
Aiesha: *points* Now that's comedy!
|
|
|
|
Post by Brittany Angel on Sept 14, 2009 15:45:58 GMT -8
LinimeanAlice: *facepalm*
Kyle: Hey, are you scared of bunnies?
LinimeanAlice: NO. I love them to death. *cuddles bunny*
Kyle: *dejected, as he was hoping someone else had a superirrational fear*
Brittany: I'm not scared of anything. Except getting cursed by someone whose magic is stronger than mine. (LIKE RUSSIA)
Cody: RAWR. I'm never scared of anything! Especially not fire!
Jacqui: *out of nowhere* AAAAAAAAAAAAH! FIRE!
LinimeanAlice: OMG you guys are like soooo immature.
Sherrie: OMG WHUT. *feels mocked*
Brittany: *goes up to Kat* Hey, how did you do that anyway?
|
|
|
|
Post by Aiesha Lawrence on Sept 14, 2009 16:59:24 GMT -8
Kat: I'm not... hungry... No no no no no. I have a... splinter.
Brittany: Oh, well I could lop that right off for ye.
Kat: ...? I eat raw bear meat.
Remm: She's fired.
Jacqui: *mysteriously comes back* You know, you can't just fire anyone who says something you don't agree with. Especially when they don't work for you.
Remm: ...... You're fired.
Jacqui: *cries*
|
|
Kalea Baker
Minor Character
"No, I'm a girl. But it's okay if you think I'm a guy today. 'Cuz I find it HILARIOUS!!!"
Posts: 234
|
Post by Kalea Baker on Sept 14, 2009 17:35:53 GMT -8
Kevinimeanoliver: FFFFFF WHY IS LINIMEANALICE STEALING MY IDENTITY?!?!  Kal: ...what, you liked having 2 names and people accidentally calling you by the name you don't want them to call you by? me: *cries* OLIVER: NUUUUUU BUT STILL. *throws squid at LIIIIIN* me: sorry, Kevinimeanoliver!brain was controlling the keyboard for a second there. Bad Oliver. >8I Oliver: *cries* |
|
|
|
Post by Brittany Angel on Sept 15, 2009 17:38:14 GMT -8
Jacqui: Now I'm sure if we all just quiet down that we can solve this issue very easily. Okay?
Danny-boy: Bulldozer.
Jacqui: *is gone again*
Britt: Mutiny! *w*
Dean: ?? Wot's mutiny?
Britt: *stabs*
Dean: This is what you need to do. Watch. Very. Closely. *dies*
Cody (out of nowhere): I don't get it. He didn't even do anything.
Seth: He died, you motherf-
Me: STOP. NO CHANGING CHARACTERS.
Britt: How would you like to be Mutiny'd?
Kal: I do not think that word means what you think it means.
|
|
|
|
Post by Kyle Davis on Sept 16, 2009 16:55:14 GMT -8
Tom: I quite agree. We could could look it up in my unabridged dictionary for you *pulls dictionary that's as tall as Riv out of nowhere*
Lily: What the--?!
Remm: D'accord.
Lily: Will you people stop speaking French?
Remm: Non.
Lily: But you just did!
Remm: Ah, non. 'Non' est un françai--
Kat: spontaneously combusts causing everyone to forget everything else*
Cody: 8DDDDDDDDD FAIYA!!! *glomps Kat and catches on fire*
|
|
|
|
Post by Charlie Taylor on Sept 16, 2009 19:42:17 GMT -8
Jacqui: *mysteriously came back, saw Kat/Cody, left*
Cody: *to Kat* I like you. Let's be friends.
Kyle: I thought you were normal! *shock*
|
|
Kalea Baker
Minor Character
"No, I'm a girl. But it's okay if you think I'm a guy today. 'Cuz I find it HILARIOUS!!!"
Posts: 234
|
Post by Kalea Baker on Sept 17, 2009 21:03:52 GMT -8
Kalea: I won't lose to this "Tom" person! *takes out the latest edition set of the OED out of nowhere*
Kyle: ...OED? What the he-
Riv: *GASP!*
Kyle: -is that?
Cody: Fire?
Oliver: Angelfish? Flounder?
me: ahh I should've named you Olivander so you could've been "Olivander the Olive Flounder" Try saying that. I think it sounds really cool.
|
|
|
|
Post by Aiesha Lawrence on Sept 17, 2009 21:15:43 GMT -8
Bonnie: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm'kay.
Alex: EVERYONE! EVERYOOOONNNNNE LOOK AT ME!............. I'm shy. Wanna be my friend?
Remm: You don't exsist anymore! AVADA KEDAVRA! *dramaticly points wand*
Alex: *spontaniously combusts*
Cody: *faints of too much want*
Jacqui: Hey, that happened to me once in highschool.
*everyone stares*
|
|
|
|
Post by Jacques Mallet du Pan on Sept 19, 2009 8:03:32 GMT -8
OH BLOODY SNAP!
(Sorry, I have nothing to say at the moment)
|
|
