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Post by Seth Heidrick on Sept 2, 2009 15:43:20 GMT -8
Okay, so the way this works is you can be any character you have even if you're not on that account. Basically, you just make crack. I noticed we do it a lot... Everywhere. Soooo, thought we might want a designated place for it.
Only rule, please write in the name: format (example-- Tom: I love books *reads*)
Sooo... Let's start where fresh air left off. With Remm teaching people how to commit suicide in the cafeteria.
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Kalea Baker
Minor Character
"No, I'm a girl. But it's okay if you think I'm a guy today. 'Cuz I find it HILARIOUS!!!"
Posts: 234
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Post by Kalea Baker on Sept 2, 2009 16:29:27 GMT -8
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Post by Seth Heidrick on Sept 2, 2009 19:18:22 GMT -8
Well, seeing as how it won't lead me anywhere, no.
Aiesha: *raises hand* Ooh! Me me! I wanna volenteer!
Remm: You don't exsist yet, shut up.
Aiesha: *cries*
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Kalea Baker
Minor Character
"No, I'm a girl. But it's okay if you think I'm a guy today. 'Cuz I find it HILARIOUS!!!"
Posts: 234
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Post by Kalea Baker on Sept 2, 2009 21:32:40 GMT -8
Kal: (ignores everyone and starts eating a random chocolate bar)
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Post by Brittany Angel on Sept 3, 2009 8:07:45 GMT -8
Riv: I've never committed suicide before...
Jacqui: *facepalm*
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Post by Thomas Gibbs on Sept 3, 2009 19:35:55 GMT -8
Remm: Yes, yes. But I hear your brother did. On several occassions actually.
Riv's Bro: But I'm still here to tell the story.
Remm: *nods* Lots of experience.
Aiesha: Hey! How come he gets to talk?
Remm: Shut up. You don't exsist. You're not there; you're air.
Aiesha: *pouts* racist.
Remm: *shoots her* ... Now, why am I shooting air? Must be going crazy. *creepy smile*
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Post by Brittany Angel on Sept 3, 2009 19:42:26 GMT -8
Jacqui: Ahahahaha, you're so funny~! (/sarcasm)
Brittany: You're learning! *leers*
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Post by Thomas Gibbs on Sept 3, 2009 19:56:41 GMT -8
Tom: ....*points wand at self* AVADA KADARVA!.........*nothing happens* .... F***.
Lily: *gasp* Youyouyou *covers Riv's ears*
Remm: *long string of curse words*
Lily: *drops dead*
Remm: Two down.
Kyle: O__o
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Post by Brittany Angel on Sept 4, 2009 12:07:20 GMT -8
Brittany: That stuff ain't real bonafide magic. THIS IS! Brittania Angel P0w0rz!
Dean: I like Harry Potter the Video Game.
Bonnie: LOLWHUT.
Brittany: *turns Dean and Bonnie into their kid forms*
Jacqui: I hate my life.
Remm: ...Oh good.
Seth: You blokes seen this Zefron poster?
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Post by Daniel Remmington on Sept 4, 2009 14:32:06 GMT -8
Lily: Err... No.
Remm: Why exactly do you hate your life, Jacques? And how do you feel about being our first volenteer?
Jacqui: No?
Remm: Wrong answer. You're fired.
Jacqui: Please don't fire me.
Remm: *points* BULLDOZER!!!
Jacqui: Oh Gott! *hides behind Remm*
Remm: Nyark.
(No idea what language Nyark is, but...)
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Post by Jacques Mallet du Pan on Sept 4, 2009 14:44:49 GMT -8
Tommy: Hmm... what language is that? *gets out huge enormous portable dictionary of nerd languages*
Brittany: *kills Zefron poster*
Seth: Oh, we can just put some tape on this. It's fiiiine.
Jacqui: *stops cowering* There wasn't one, was there?
Remm: Oh yes there was.
Jacqui: ...Oh. *hides*
Tommy: ...It isn't Ewok, is it?
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Post by Thomas Gibbs on Sept 4, 2009 15:17:48 GMT -8
Remm: Thomas, you're fired. It's a real language.
Tom: Butbut Ewok is a real language!
Remm: *questioning look*
Tom: You can't tell me you've never watched Star Wars.
Remm: ...... Santa Claus isn't real.
Tom: *gasp* D8 No... He... He is! ;__;
Lily: Jesus christ on a crutch.
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Post by Jacques Mallet du Pan on Sept 4, 2009 15:37:48 GMT -8
Riv: ...I feel like I should be horribly shocked by somethign someone just said.
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Post by Thomas Gibbs on Sept 4, 2009 16:00:27 GMT -8
Remm: *gasp and points at Lily*
Lily: What? .......... Oh f***
Remm: *gasps again and points at Riv*
Lily: I know! Stop it!
Momo: I don't get it. What's f*** mean?
Riv: *shrug*
Remm: It's when you--
Lily: *covers remm's mouth*
Remm: *still talking, though you can't understand, and making gestures that would tell anyone who knew exactly what he was saying*
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Kalea Baker
Minor Character
"No, I'm a girl. But it's okay if you think I'm a guy today. 'Cuz I find it HILARIOUS!!!"
Posts: 234
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Post by Kalea Baker on Sept 4, 2009 16:35:10 GMT -8
me: (suddenly jumps out of the ceiling) DID SOMEONE SAY EWOK???!?!?!?!? (shiny hamtaro eyes)
Kal: (abruptly stops eating chocolate) ...wow, dude. you're slow.
me: (cries in emo corner) ...o-okay I'll volunteer...
Kal: No you can't. You're not even supposed to be in this.
me: (evaporates)
Kal: (goes back to eating chocolate bar) ..... (stops for a moment)
Have any of you noticed that, phonetically, that certain word is the opposite of the word ***f? Like on a shirt? Or the ones policemen have?
So when you say "f*** a ***f", it's the same sound if you read it from the left or the right... not that I know how that's possible... (looks the other way and coughs)
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