My amazing dreams of DOOM!

[Daniel Remmington]

Because I have so many great dreams. This one's about hetalia. Speaking of which, episode 28 was odd. China was America's pokemon and Finland was Santa... Anyways, the next morning our improv at camp was last nights dream, so my group did this. I was America.

America: So, here we are on vacatiob, thanks to me. I'm the hero. Yeah... There's just one problem... There are only 3 beds and 5 of us including Russia, who's not here right now.
Canada: Ummm... Excuse me? I'm here *raises hand*
America: Who...? Oh, yes! Canada! I'm sorry, I forgot about you. Now, it's two to a bed and... PLEASE don't make me sleep with Russia! I'm begging you! Bad things will happen!
China: Well I don't want to sleep with him either! *shudders*
Canada: Me neither!
America: Well, then what do we do? Who's going to sleep with who?
France: Hey England. ;D
England: Stay away, wine-freak!
America: How about rock paper scissors?
*They play, China wins*
China: YES ARU!
*they play again, France wins*
America: Okay, so that means France and China are in one bed.
*France and China run off*
*They play againN Canada wins*
America: Oh, looks like no one won...
Canada: A-hem.
America: Oh, sorry Canada.
*they play again, England wins*
America: NOOOOO! *falls to knees*
England: Sorry Ameri-- A UNICORN! Let's go Canada!
*England and Canada chase after nonexistent unicorn*
America:... I guess I should go find Russia... *leaves*
---
Russia: I love you, vodka. *hugs*
America: *walks in* Heeeyyy Russia. I'm going to be sharing a room with you. So... *gets in the bed next to Russia* How's life?
Russia: ....... *scoots as far away as possible and glares* -korukorukorukorukorukorukoru-
America: *gulp* Yeah, I figured. *pretends to go to sleep*
Russia: *also pretends to go to sleep*
America:*thinking* What do I do? I know he's going to stab me or something while he thinks my guard is down... I'll just have to get him FIRST! *rolls over on Russia with a knife poised to stab him*
Russia: *wakes up, screams, and runs away*
America: *chases* GET BACK HERE!!!
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England: Hello there, Mr. Unicorn *pets*
Canada: England, I don't think there's *is interupted by Russia and America running in*
Russia: *grabs the nearest thing and uses is as a weapon*
America: *runs away screaming*
Russia: *chases*
Canada&England: .............?
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America: *hiding behind potted plat* I have to get away! Hey's gonna kill me!
Russia: *walks up to Cuba* Oi, Cuba. If I give you missles, will you kill America?
Cuba: *shrugs* Sure, why not?
Russia: Alright. *walks away laughing evily*
America: *stands up* That jerk!
Cuba: I have found you! And now I shall kill you!
America:... You're a tiny island south of Florida. What the HELL are you going to do?
Cuba: ....... *runs away crying*
Russia: *pops out of nowhere* No! Cuba has failed me!
America: Russia! I need to talk to you! *grabs him by the scarf* Did you send Cuba to kill me?
Russia: *looking at the ground* ... Yes...
America: *sighs* Russia... We need to stop this...
Russia: I know. I'm sorry...
America: Well, I guess it's my fault. I started it by trying to stab you. *holds out hand* Friends?
Russia: *takes his hand and pulls him into a hug* Friends.
*they both start crying dramatically and a naked France runs by followed by a very angry China*

THE END

[Bonnie Hart]

WOW......

[Kalea Baker]

OMG...
this reminds me of my three dreams where
Arthur=dad
China=mom
Alfred=older brother
Kiku=sister (middle child)
Young Soo=baby sister (that grew like 3 feet in a day ; )
Matt=ice cream man
Roddy=principal
Liz=math teacher (wth?)
Francis=environmental science teacher (wtfh?!?)
Gilbo=random pedestrian that they come across every so often.

and NK was the bully and America was resurrected from the dead.
Britannia angel powers.
w00t.

...I guess that's what happens when you have nothing else to do so you watch a Japanese news program with really emo Japanese suicide reports followed by another news program with politicians saying that Taepodong-II was a nuclear missile that will either blow up America, Japan, or South Korea within the next 2 weeks.
...which it did not. phew.
...I know people in all 3 countries |l'OTL

[Jacques Mallet du Pan]

GILBOOOOOOOOOO.

Dear Gott. WHY?!
Oh, it's a beautiful friendship between America and Russia... *shiver*...*shiver*...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs for life*
England teaches Canada how to see unicorns!

Who are you?
I'm CANADA.

Um, wow. I wish I could have dreams as amazing as those. The best I can come up with is stuff that actually happens when us're HetaRoleplaying.

NOT ONLY IS TINO SWEDEN'S WIFE, HE'S ALSO SANTA.

[Kalea Baker]

AND I'M NOT SWEDEN. >8I

[Jacques Mallet du Pan]

I NEVER SAID YOU WERE!

[Kalea Baker]

[JAPAN USED ASIAN STARE ATTACK]

[Lily Mathers]

Calm down now, you two. Or else I'll have to... take action. *korukorukorukorukorukoru*

(Morgan's coming over today! "Nonononono, I'm shy. And controling." XD Tay, reply to MRG 8[)

[Jacques Mallet du Pan]

Oh noez! Teh Morgan!

Today I found out that we won't see you till NEXT Friday... -3- *cries*

[Lily Mathers]

Another Dream!

I had two of them, actually. In the first one I broke my ribs in the shower. But in the second...

Faryn and Maleficent go to the Remmington Center, which has turned into a giant theme park. The reception area is inside of a giant warehouse that they turned into a wok style kitchen. They don't want to sign in, they just want to explore, so they split up to find a way in. Maleficent found an air vent made of paper and went in. Eventually she came out into an empty room through a Coraline style door. She looked around but she couldn't find anyone in any of the rooms; the whole place was empty. Suddenly Faryn came out of one of the rooms she just checked. He had gotten in there with magic. They decided that they were going to sign in so that way all the people would appear. Faryn asked Maleficent how she would get back without getting caught by Lily (Who was an obese queen). Maleficent said she'd go back through the air vent. Faryn warned her to be carefull since it was paper. She went back through but it was very noisy and Queen Lily looked up from her giant feast with a look of pure disgust. Maleficent found me playing on a laptop in the air vent. She asked what I was doing and I told her that I was controling everyone in the Center with Runescape, cause I'm God. She left and fell through the paper into a kitchen, where Kyle and Samantha were making out.

And then I woke up.

[Bonnie Hart]

You borke your ribs? out of the SHOWER? Ah, i get it. I HAD A DREAM WHERE ARWEN TRIED TO GET TO ARAGORN BUT SHE COULDNT BECAUSE FRODO KILLED ARWEN AND ARAGORN TRIED TO KILL FRODO ( ) BUT FRODO KILLED HIM FIRST! (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) i feel so bad.. but im still alive! Hey, Kalea, you have seen LOTR, right! cause i want to make a new thread abt that.... HHI! Arwen: heheheheheehehehehehehe..... AWINK AWINK AWINK

[Jacques Mallet du Pan]

...
Oh.
My.
Gott.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
I still want your dreams. Even if they are creepy.

[Kalea Baker]

I agree... I want those dreams...
they seem a lot less dangerous or violent compared to mine XD
and your dreams make more sense... |l'orz

I mean, in one of my dreams, the chemistry teacher threw furbies at us. and there was one where tay got really tall and was walking in slomo and almost stepped on the whole school. everyone barely evacuated in time (IDK... her foot was bigger than the football field...) there was another dream where the precalc teacher handed out cookies. then she told us they were poisoned. I turned purple. and another one where the klingons invaded new york. and for some strange reason, spock was a klingon. and another one where a tribble bit a hobbit's (I think it was sam but I don't remember) hand. and there was one where the dutch vocab teacher at boot camp turned into a nazi. all of us from room 4 fought back and we won.

my dreams add to my perpetual confusion.


@bonnie: yes, I saw LotR. and I'm pretty sure I read at least 3 of the books...
but I doubt I remember anything about them |l'orz

[Thomas Gibbs]

That's perposterous. Everyone knows that tribbles don't have teeth. XD

I only post the ones that have to do with things everyone would know. Usually if I have violent dreams I have at least five in one night because I keep waking myself up. And then I'm grumpy the next day. And then I don't get any pudding. *sings* How can you expect any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

[Jacques Mallet du Pan]

Okay, can I just say WHY THE HECK DON'T I DREAM ANYMORE?!